Wie die Karnickel (2002)

Wie die Karnickel (2002)

Nakon nekoliko lijepih dana, ponovo se vratila ova dosadna kiša. Nekako se osijećam kao onaj štumph mrgud iz crtanog filma koji stalno ponavlja: "mrzim kišu, mrzim dosadu, mrzim ovo, mrzim ono..."
Kako bi se izbavio iz ove depresije odlucih da pronađem neku komediju i tako prekratim poslijepodne.
Skinem sa neta ovaj film, skuvam kafu, i počnem da gledam. I taman kada mi se učinjelo da je sve potaman počne da mi zvoni telefon. Svima nešto dosadno pa pričaju budalaštine , postavljaju pitanja na koje im svako dijete može odgovoriti. Valjda očekuju da ih zovnem na kafu, a ja počeo da gledam film i ne treba mi niko.
Eh kakva greška!
Kao prvo ovo i nije gay komedija kako sam očekivao, nego jedna sasvim prosječna njemačka komedija. Znaju njemci i mnogo bolje od ovoga da naprave film. A ako im je ovo maksimum bolje da nastave sa mercedesima, a film prepuste drugima.
Ova nazovimo komedija govori o jednom liku kojji je kao i većina normalnih muškaraca kupio porno film pa kada je njegova žena to otkrila napravila je skandal i trenutno ga napustila. Bože sa kakvim perverznjakom je živjela.
Ovaj se jadničak isprva zgrozio i samoga sebe, al onda shvati da je slobodan, da može da radi šta hoće. Kupi gomilu kaseta, postera golih ljepotica, odlazi u porno radnje koliko hoćee u kojima prosipa jogurt gledajući porno filmove itd
Jedina dodirna tacaka sa gay svjetom je komšija, koji voli sex više nego bilo šta drugo. Al dobar covijek taj gay lik, postaju prijatelji bez obzira što ih interesuju razlicite stvari!
Komšija inače ima problema sa momkom zbog jednog super zgodnog i super glupog majstora za tapete.
Naš glavni junak inače svira čelo i upoznaje opersku pjevacicu Katy Karrenbauer, koja kada slučajno sazna da ovaj ima prelijepu i veeeliku kitu , svoje solisticke koncerte nastavi jahajući po nesretnom porno manijaku!
Baš je gay komšija uživao u operskim interpretacijama izvedenim na kurcu.
Da ne nastavljam dalje , u filmu se organizuje i gay-str8 žurka u kojoj ravnopravno učestvuju prijatelji obadvoje komšija ili kako bi naš narod rekao susjeda!
Film mi je brzo prošao, ali ne zaboravite da mi je bilo toliko smorno i dosadno prije no sam ga počeo gledati.
Znaci ako se toliko dosadjujete da neznate šta će te sa sobom i nemate pametnija posla onda pogledajte ovaj film. U suprotnom ne gubite dragocjeno vrijeme. Bolje da pozovete komšiju na kafu! ( Još ako je popijete goli, to je pun pogodak)



Director: Sven Unterwaldt Jr.
Writer: Ralf König (writer)
Release Date: 12 September 2002 (Austria)
Genre: Comedy
Plot Summary: A player in a famous orchestra finds sexual experiences with a Russian opera singer, which he enjoys...

Plot Keywords: Naked Woman / Homosexual / Intercourse / Loud Sex / Talk Show

Cast

Anna Böttcher ... Vera Malkowski
Elke Czischek ... Gilla Bienentreu
Michael di Mugno ... Mann mit Arsch
Johannes Falkenberg ... Tantra-Mann
Neni Gotzmann ... Interviewerin
Isabel Hanisch ... Tantra-Frau
Katy Karrenbauer ... Veras Freundin
Alfonso Losa ... Benno (as Alfonso Losa-Eßers)
Michael Lott ... Horst Bömmelburg
Franka Much ... Simone Booster
Gertraud Röder ... Putzfrau im Sex-Shop
Niels Ruf ... Talkmaster
Heinrich Schafmeister ... Günter Bienentreu
Heinrich Schmieder ... Hubert
Andreja Schneider ... Kriemhild Nastrowa
Jochen Stern ... Zacharias Brettschneider
Kelly Trump ... Herself
Irmhild Wagner ... Sigi's Mother
Sven Walser ... Sigi

Runtime: 84 min
Country: Germany
Language: German

This comes from the filming of the comic book by: Ralf König. It is the story of Horst who has just ended a relationship and ends up with a new problem and Opera Diva who is very loud during sex. The reason the film is listed is that Horst´s neighbor Sigi is gay and he ends up with a furniture mover. Are these relationships going to work?

A player in a famous orchestra finds sexual experiences with a Russian opera singer, which he enjoys much because his wife has just left due to the fact that he has purchased a porno movie. The orchestra player gets known to his neighbour, a gay man having also relationship troubles, and together they are trying hard to find a way how to go on with their lifes. Written by Benjamin Stello


IMDB:
This is another typical german "comedy", seen both from the plot and the humour. The plot is rather simple: A player in an orchestra is left by his wife because he purchased a porno and gets into a sexual relation with a opera star by the name of Kriemhild (Wagner, you know, this is probably supposed to be funny!). His gay neighbour by the name of Siegfried (Wagner again! A running gag?!) has relationship problems himself because he has one-night-stands but loves only his ex-friend... then there are several situations which are probably supposed to be funny but are not. In addition, the actors are throughout the movie nothing but bad, really bad. The director seems to have no idea what "timing" or these things are for- all in all one of the worst films I have seen in years. And I do watch many. 1 of 10, save your money, and if you do not, you are warned!