Showing posts with label Year:2001. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Year:2001. Show all posts

05 April 2014

The Whiz Kids (2001)

The Whiz Kids (2001)
"Freunde" (original title)

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Directors: Jan Krüger, Oliver Schwabe (uncredited)
Writers: A.M. Homes (story), Jan Krüger
Genre: Short movie
Country: Germany
Language: German
Duration: 21 min
Year: 2001

Stars: Martin Kiefer, Marlon Kittel, Rose Bender

Two sixteen year old boys, Marcos and Johannes, spend their days racing, wrestling, hanging out, watching videos and playing hide-and-seek at nights. A closeness develops between the two of them, which soon starts to become a calamity to their friendship.

15 February 2014

Baby (I) (2001)

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Director: W.I.Z.
Writer: W.I.Z.
Genre: Short movie
Country: UK
Language: English
Duration: 12 min
Year: 2001



Stars: Ben Whishaw, Janet Mitchell, Clive Hayward, Alex Michael,Mark Moore








Author: heywood100 from Birmingham, England - IMDB
There is next to nothing in the way of a story contained in Baby. The film is based almost exclusively around the hypnotic visuals and sound, and it is very effective. Some of the shots set outside the swimming pool are a bit cliched (the pot smoking), yukky (the womans armpit hair - ugh!), or just plain indecipherable (the women in the street hitting him with inflatable phalluses), but when the boy goes swimming it's hard to tear your eyes away. It's a very sexual piece and offers no concrete questions or answers for anything but it's certainly worth a few minutes of your time.

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15 October 2013

Jet Boy (2001)


Jet Boy (2001)



Director: Dave Schultz 
Writer: Dave Schultz 
Genre: Drama 
Country: Canada 
Language: English 
Duration: 99 min
Year: 2001

Stars: Branden Nadon, Joe Norman Shaw, Matthew Currie Holmes











Jet Boy is a 2001 Canadian movie filmed across Canada. The movie explores a young boy called Nathan (Branden Nadon) and his journey to find his father after his mother dies from a drug overdose. Prior to his journey, Nathan had been prostituting himself. Nathan embarks on this journey and is soon helped by a traveling stranger called Boon Palmer (Dylan Walsh). The two begin to bond and Boon sees Nathan as a way to make up for his own past.



27 November 2012

All Over the Guy (2001)

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Director: Julie Davis 
Writer: Dan Bucatinsky
Genre: Comedy, Romance 
Country: USA 
Language: English 
Year: 2001 
Duration: 95 min


Stars: Dan Bucatinsky, Richard Ruccolo and Sasha Alexander












AllOverTheGuy‘All Over The Guy’ je jedan od onih filmova koje obožavaju većina žena i pedera upravo zato jer se na kraju uvjek rasplaču i potroše gomilu maramica.
Njen najbolji prijatelj je gay i njegov najbolji prijatelj je gay! Kada se On i Ona uzmu kumovi budu On i On. Romantična priča za nedeljno poslije podne. Ja ga pogledah u nekom poludepresivnom stanju dok me je usamljenost ubijala, a želja da imam nekoga pored sebe sa kim bih mogao pogledati dobar boks meč ili savršenu utakmicu u kojoj dobija vaterpolo reprezentacija Crne Gore.
Na žalost nekako sve više vjerujem da ću okončati sam kao pašče u nekom ćumezu i da nikome neću nedostajati.

1317647845660_bobimage_AllOvertheGuy_640_320_2x1_640_320Nego da vam ne zagorčavam ovaj blog kao neka patetična pička, dok sam ovako emotivno rastrojen, ispričaću vam jednu moju priču od prije 20-tak godina pa ko ne voli klasiku neka odmah preskoči nastavak.
Nakon upoznavanja odlučili smo da sledeći vikend provedemo roneći  oko nekih stjena na Premanturi (Istra). Ponijeli lijepo ronilačku opremu , gomilu sokova i sendviča i lijepo se rakomotili na toj prilično zabačenoj maloj plaži. Sunčali se goli i pričali o protekloj sedmici. Bilo mi je interesantno krijući ga posmatrati kako se šepuri onako go na onim stjenama sve dok se nije ustao obukao odjelo , stavio ronilačke boce na leđa i zaronio. Meni postalo dosadno pa i ja uzeh masku i peraje pa u more. Nisam ni primjetio da sam se poprilično udaljo od obale kad odjednom oko mene se stvorile neke bijele kreature koje kao duhovi plutaju na sve strane. Prestravio sam se i panično odplivao na obalu na koju je ‘ON’ već bio izašao. Pita me šta se desilo, a ja prestravljen bacih sve sa sebe i rekoh: Jbte u ovom moru ima duhova. Nasmijao se, skočio u more i provjerio o čemu se radi. U to vrijeme je na sjevernom jadranu bilo aktuelno cvjetanje mora pa su se alge skupljale u neke ljepljive forme i tako plutale po moru. Prilično nezgodno ako se uvalite u to , ali dugotrajno tuširanje bi rješavalo sve probleme.
Kada je izašao iz mora rekao je: Slušaj 'Orvel' ponekad pomislim da si muškarčina kakve nema u Istri, a ponekad da si najstrašljivija pička. Ja te volim i u jednom i u drugom izdanju. Smijao mi se cjelim putem.
Tada je mislio da me voli kao druga, a tek kasnije je znao da me voli na mnogo drugačiji način!


aa1Always in danger of becoming just another meet-cute, mess-things-up-by-being-neurotic, get-it-all-together-in-the-end romance about attractive, witty people, this modest picture is distinguished by some marvelously bitchy dialogue. After an awkward opening, in which the two leads begin recounting the story of their grand romance to strangers — an AA acquaintance and a clinic receptionist (veteran actress Doris Roberts) — the movie finds its groove. Closet romantic Eli (writer Dan Bucatinsky, who adapted the script from his own play) believes that, all his past disappointing relationships notwithstanding, somewhere there's a perfect guy waiting for him. Macho Tom (Richard Ruccolo, of TV's Two Guys and a Girl) thinks love stinks. Their best friends, Brett (Adam Goldberg, veteran of several short-lived TV series) and Jackie (Sasha Alexander, of TV's Dawson's Creek), fix them up on a disastrous first date, but fate conspires to throw them together, and they begin dating. The course of their true love most emphatically does not run smooth: Eli's reliance on psychobabble and high-strung touchy-feelie-ness — the legacy of growing up with not one, but two hipster therapists for parents (Andrea Martin, Tony Abatemarco) — drives Tom crazy. Tom's two-fisted drinking and cavalier dismissal of romance — probably needless to say, his alcoholic parents (Joanna Kerns, Nicholas Surovy) had a hellish marriage — make Eli feel insecure and confused. Meanwhile, Brett and Jackie, who met cute in a furniture store and hooked up their best friends as an excuse to get together themselves — are happily ensconced in blissful coupledom: How can it be so easy for them and so difficult for Tom and Eli? The film started out as I Know What You Are, But What Am I?, a one-act play about a straight couple (Bucatinsky and Nicole Tocantins, who has a minor role in the film version) and their commitment-phobic mating dance; Bucatinsky pulled a gender switch when he adapted the story for the screen. The film's executive producer is Don Roos (THE OPPOSITE OF SEX, in which Bucantinsky had a supporting role), and OPPOSITE stars Lisa Kudrow and Christina Ricci make cameo appearances here as, respectively, a voice-over artist and Eli's sister.

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13 November 2012

L.I.E. (2001)

ccL.I.E. (2001)

Director: Michael Cuesta
Writers: Stephen M. Ryder, Michael Cuesta
Genre: Drama
Country: USA
Language: English 
Duration: 97 min
Stars: Brian Cox, Paul Dano and Bruce Altman






lie_7Na žalost živimo u vremenu u kojem imamo vrlo malo vremena koje možemo posvetiti i sebi i drugima. Zbog toga najčešće trpe naši najbliži za koje predpostavljamo da imaju uvijek razumjevanja za naše muke na poslu, muke oko novca, računa i sličnih svakodnevnih problema.
Mnogo roditelja misli da su dali sve os sebe ako su djeci pružili hranu, školu, odijeću i obuću, po koju sitnu ili krupniju materijalnu stvar.
Ono što najčešće izostane to je razumijevanje, pomoć u sazrevanju i pronalaženje sopstvenog identiteta.
Ništa neobično niti nesvakidašnje, reći će te, ali sve to mogu da iskoriste razni pedofili i bolesni umovi koji se uvijek nađu tamo đe se najmanje nadamo.
lie_6Ovaj film nam priča priču o 15-togodišnjem Howie Blitzer koji se nakon smrti majke osjetio ostavljenim. Živeći sa ocem koji uglavnom nije kući i nema vremena za njega, sazrijeva u društvu svojih školskih drugova, upadajući u razne dječje nevolje.
Na žalost u jednom nesretno sklopljenom trenutku upoznaje se sa matorim pedofilom koji sebe naziva Big Jon.
Sa nedozrelim Howiem izgrađuje “specifičan” odnos, u kojem je dominantan njegov seksualni interes spram diječaka. Režiser nam srećom izbjegava prikazivati scene seksualne izopačenosti , ali možemo naslutiti koliko daleko može da ide bolesni um.
Neću vam prepričavati cjeli film, jer to možete pročitati na drugim mjestima.
Ono što me nakon film zateklo je razmišljanje koliko ljudi zbog likova kao što je Big Jon, poistovjećuje homoseksualnost sa izopačenošću pedofila?

lie_4Dokle ide ta granica? Zasigurno je tamo gdje svojom seksualnošću ne ugrožavamo druge, ni fizički ni psihički.
Gledao sam klince od po 16, 17 godina kako po nudističkim plažama međusobno svašta rade, i to pred matorim pederima koji bez imalo srama uspaljeno balave gledajući nihove “igrarije”.
Neke stvari klinci moraju sami otkriti, a ako im pri tome zatreba pomoć postoji porodica, škola i vršnjaci. Ostali bi trebalo da se klone maloljetnih lica. Iako je zakonom predviđeno da se pedofilijom smatra seksualni odnos sa maloljetnim licem od 14 ili manje godina, mislim da je to previše uopšteno jer po meni je pedofilija ikad neko ko ima 40 godina ima seksualni odnos sa licem od 16 godina.
U svakom slučaju svako bi trebalo da se drži svoje generacije, mada sam siguran da bi me i str8 i gay i pravnici razapeli zbog ove formulacije.
LIE_PosterL.I.E. is an independent film, released in 2001, about a relationship between Howie, a 15-year-old boy, and a pederast known as ‘Big John’. The title is an acronym for the Long Island Expressway. The film was directed by Michael Cuesta who has said that the film is about exploring sexuality.[1]. It stars Paul Dano as Howie and Brian Cox as Big John. Sexual contact between the two is merely suggested, not shown, and there is only one sex scene between an adult couple. The controversial portrayal of Big John as a sympathetic sexual predator earned the film an NC-17 rating.
Howie Blitzer is deeply affected by the death of his mother in a car accident on the Long Island Expressway and finds solace in the company of his best friend Gary (Billy Kay), a juvenile delinquent and hustler. Gary is attracted to Howie, but Howie is unsure of his sexuality. They have two other 15-year-old friends, one of whom, Kevin, has an incestuous relationship with his sister. The four boys regularly break into neighborhood houses.
lie_2One night, they break into the house of ‘Big John’ Harrigan during his birthday party. Gary knows his way around the house and it transpires later that he used to have a sexual relationship with Big John. They make a noise and Big John confronts them, ripping a pocket off Howie’s pants. They manage to get away with a pair of valuable World War II pistols.
John confronts Gary over the burglary and Gary names Howie as his accomplice. John is manipulative in his pursuit and grooming of Howie. He does research on Howie then approaches him at a diner, speaking French because he knows the boy speaks French and he pretends that he knew his mother. He offers the boy a lift home and Howie is impressed that Big John happens to drive Howie’s dream car. Once he has gained Howie’s confidence he pulls out the torn pocket and demands that Howie returns the guns. Howie manages to get one gun back from Gary’s room, and returns it. When he arrives at the house, John has a photograph of a shirtless pre-pubescent boy upon his laptop. John wants $1000 for the other gun and Howie offers to work for him to pay off the debt.
lie_5John then puts his plan for seducing Howie into action. He puts on a pornographic video showing heterosexual oral sex then sits down beside Howie. He starts to stroke the boy’s thigh and says, “What have you got that’s worth a thousand dollars?” He also asks Howie if his penis is more than five inches and claims “I’m the best cocksucker in the whole Western Hemisphere.” Howie does not respond to his advances.
John has a 19-year-old live-in lover called Scott who says to John as Howie leaves, “You should be ashamed of yourself.” John responds, “I am. I always am.”
When he returns home, Howie masturbates to a fantasy involving both John and the girl in the video. Gary then steals money from Howie’s distant father (Bruce Altman) and disappears to Los Angeles. This affects Howie and his confusion over his sexual identity increases. Michael Cuesta has said that this sexual ambiguity is at the heart of the film. Howie doesn’t know if he is gay or straight
1145abdab6e5John and Howie begin a tenuous friendship in which John becomes a kind of father figure to the boy. There is no sexual activity, but there is talk of sex. When John lets Howie drive his car and John implies he was some kind of James Bond figure, Howie says, “James Bond doesn’t go around blowing boys.” Howie realises that he wields sexual power over John and John realises this too. This is possibly a new experience for John and Brian Cox has said, “Big John realises that Howie is much more than a little boy, a young boy he can hit on”. Michael Cuesta has said that John was confused. John didn’t know if he wanted “to be with him, sexually, or just father him.” [4]. John realises that Howie is special.
Howie stays over at John’s house and John asks Scott to go and stay in a motel for a few nights. Howie wanders round the house and, while picking up a toy drum on a mantelpiece discovers a stash of pictures of semi-naked boys. Some are pictures of a younger (and naked) Gary and others are of a shirtless blond 11-year-old boy, confirming, as with the image on the laptop, that John is sexually attracted to pre-pubescent boys as well as adolescents and older teenagers. Scott comes into the room and warns Howie off taking what is his, i.e. John.
lie (1)Howie is particularly vulnerable because he believes his father has abandoned him, and later that evening comes into John’s bedroom wearing just his underpants, expecting John to sleep with him. But when John tells Howie his father didn’t abandon him, but is in jail, Howie breaks down and cries. In his compassion for Howie, John pulls back from molesting the boy and leaves him to sleep by himself. The next morning, John is all charm, fixing Howie a huge breakfast and he then takes Howie to see his father in jail.
In the way he treats Howie, John demonstrates behavior that is like his public persona, rather than the dark sexual predator that he also is, but after dropping Howie off, he still returns to the place where boys wait for chickenhawks. As he sits in his car, Scott, who is devastated by the attention John is giving to Howie, drives by and shoots him dead.
At the end, everyone Howie has ever loved has left him: his mother and John are dead; Gary has run away, and his father is in prison and in the final scene he is contemplating the expressway, vowing he won’t let it get him too.


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03 April 2012

Sunday Morning (2001)

 

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Director: Robert Farrar
Writer: Robert Farrar
Stars: Matthew Waite and Alex McSweeney
Genre: Short movie
Country:
UK
Year:2001
Runtime:15 min

 

 

Svako dobije ono što želi, makar za to morao i da plati.

3Ovaj film me je podsjetio na druga iz Beograda kod kojeg sam svratio da se vidimo nakon dosta godina. Naručio je roštilj,uzeli ladno pivo pa sjeli na terasu da pričamo, hvala bogu imamo o čemu.  Ja ga pitam kako to da nije sa nekim, već dvije godine. On kaže dobro mi je i ovako veza je nešto što mi ne treba. Sad ću da pozovem komšiju da nam donese pivo i da nam isprazni pepeljaru. Ja malo zbunjen, al ne rekoh ništa.
Ulazi neki momak, predstavi se, a ovaj moj drug mu kaže da ostavi ta piva u frižider i nama donese hladna. Poslije mu kaže isprazni pepeljaru i ćuti. Ja i dalje zbunjen. Ne znam šta da pričam. Pitam ga za jednog našeg str8 druga? On kaže da se viđaju ponekad, ali ne često kao prije, u trenu spusti trenerku do koljena i vikne: Jasmine dođi da mi pušiš kurac, puna su mi jaja! Ovaj se bez riječi sagne kao pas.
Kaže meni taj drug nemoj da se tako čudiš Jasmin je dobar momak ali ja volim da ga maltretiram. Da ne dužim mnogo, kasnije  ga je ovaj moj drug jebao predamnom dok je ovaj vrištao kako ga boli guza. Jasmin se pozdravio sa nama i rekao da mora da ide doma i da mu je drago što me je upoznao.
Čudna neka veza!

In his dream home, Matthew brings his handsome boyfriend, Dominic, breakfast in bed. But the idyll is shattered by Dominic's increasingly monstrous and bizarre behaviour.

 

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13 October 2009

Boychick (2001) short movie

Boychick (2001)

Director: Glenn Gaylord
Scenario: Glenn Gaylord
Genre: Comedy, Short
Country: USA
Year: 2001
Duration: 12 min
Rating: 6.5/10

Actors: Ben Lang, Andrea La Bella, Greg Siff, Lindsey Girardot, Nic Arnzen, Alice Frank, Tara Jonas, Les Kurkendaal, Kristin McQuaid, Rene Sandoval

Description:
Jutros dok sam pio kafu pogledao sam ovaj kratki film. Slatko sam se nasmijao. Podsjetio me je na moje tinejdžerske dane. Stalno sam nešto maštao i izmišljao nemoguće priče. Moj najbolji prijatelj mi je u to vrijeme govorio da sam ko neka knjiga puna malih priča.
Boychick je kratka priča od 12-tak minuta o jednom tinejdžeru koji mašta da postane najbolji prijatelj sa pjevačicom Britney Spears. He sa njom je najbolji prijatelj, a koga želi za ljubavnika?
U mladosti se zidaju kule u vazduhu, zar ne?

Author: Havan_IronOak from NYC

Nice shy slightly out of shape Jewish boy channels his inner Britanny in fantasies about the sexiest boy in school.
The film was fun and well made. His situation was understandable. The boy he had the hots for was adorable and his mother was a hoot.
Well worth the whole 12 minutes it takes to see it.



06 September 2009

Amores Possíveis (2001) aka Possible Loves

Amores Possíveis (2001) aka Possible Loves

 

Director: Sandra Werneck
Scenario: Paulo Halm, Maya Werneck Da-Rin
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Country: Brazil
Year: 2001
Duration: 98 min
Rating: 7.2/10

Actors: Murilo Benício, Carolina Ferraz, Emílio de Melo, Beth Goulart, Irene Ravache, Alberto Szafran, Christine Fernandes, Silvia Helena, Luíza Mariani, Drica Moraes, Marcela Moura, Silvio Posato, Bemvindo Sequeira, Luciana Valério

Description:


Priča o moguća životna scenarija jednog Carlosa.
U jednom je napustio ženu i dijete i već tri godine živi sa momkom kojeg je upoznao igrajući fudbal.
U drugom čovijek u braku, sa svim blagodetima koje nosi društveno"prihvatljiv" čovjek. Jednom prilikom slučajno sreće curu za koju je prije 15 godina mislio da je žena njegovog života i sebe dovede u dilemu da li je zaista ispunjen čovjek. 
U trećem je razuzdani momak koji pokušava da nađe srodnu dušu preko agencije za upoznavanje. Dosadilo mu je da se svako jutro jutro budi pored druge žene, seksualno iživljen, ali emotivno prazan.
U sva tri scenarija Carlos ima najboljeg prijatelja, pedera Pedra.


U čijem životu biste najradije bili?. 
Pošto je ovo ipak gay blog većina će simpatisati Carlosa koji živi sa fudbalerom. Zgodan, lijep, sexy, muževan, zaljubljen i zbunjen. Malo mu se pobrkali lončići oko različitih ljubavi! Bivša supruga jeste žena njegovog života, ali to je ipak nedovoljno ako ti je suđeno da nađeš muškarca svog života. Biseksualnost kod muškaraca je zaista kompleksna stvar. Komplikovana, zbunjujuća i teška. Izlaz iz toga Bi momci traže na različite načine, najčešće stvarajući paralelne svjetove. U jednom je žena , a u drugom muškarac. Granica između njih je jasno definisana i skoro da je nemoguće imješati ih! Neki se opet upuštaju u seksualne avanture sa muškarcima bez upuštanja u bilo kakve emocije. Znaju da ako ih emocije prevare da mogu pasti sa te dvije stolice na koje sjede!


Sve moje najveće ljubavi pripadaju upravo ovoj bi kategoriji. Ne znam zašto je to tako! Naprosto klasični pederi me nikad nisu mnogo privlačili. Valjda zato jer mi je njihov način razmišljanja i života nekako dalek.


Uvijek su me više privlačili muškarci koji sami sebe zbune sopstvenim emocijama prema drugom muškarcu, naravno taj muškarac moram biti ja! Njihova ljubav je uvijek savršeno iskrena, jaka, i stabilna. Jedina stvar koja je opterećije je ta druga stolica koja nikako da se izmakne. Uvijek je tu neđe blizu mene opominjući me da ne zajebem drugome život.
Al kad nekog iskreno volite onda vam i nije teško da e naviknete na tu drugu stolicu!


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Reviewed By: Amber Wilkinson


The premise of Possible Loves is so simple that I defy anyone not to be familiar with it. What would occur if just one event in time had turned out differently?
Carlos (Murilo Benicio) is waiting for his college girlfriend at a Rio de Janeiro cinema. The film interweaves what will happen to him 15 years hence, depending on whether she turns up or not (how anyone could possibly fail to turn up for the drop-dead gorgeous Benicio is beyond me).
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In the first strand, his date Julia (Carolina Ferraz) inexplicably fails to show and so he goes on to marry Maria (Irene Ravache) and settle into a tired and childless marriage, only to find a chance meeting with Julia rekindles old flames and makes him reassess his life.
In the second scenario, Julia does show and he goes on to wed and father a son with her, although by the time we catch up with him some 15 years on he has left her for male friend, Pedro (Emilio de Mello), whom he met at football practice. Much, however, remains unresolved and this storyline follows Carlos in his attempt to define his sexuality once and for all.
In the third and most engaging incidence, Julia fails to make the date and we hook up with him again as a thirtysomething, who has never left home and is still playing the field, like a student. He embarks upon a series of crazy attempts to meet Miss Perfect and, through a twist of fate, meets up with Julia, who in this reality is a slightly off-the-wall, ditzy artist. The question is, will he be able to commit?
Director Sandra Werneck carefully intertwines the threads in a convincing manner. This is no Sliding Doors - you won't find contrived situations where the various alternate realities pass by themselves - but like that film, it is engaging and likeable.


Benicio plays each of the subtly different Carloses superbly and is as adept at the role of a slightly stuffy accountant, as he is in party-animal and father mode. Ferraz, too, makes light work of the split personalities she has to adopt. Carlos's mother (Beth Goulart) is also outstanding, managing to be at once immensely likeable, yet still keeping an edge of superiority against which he must rebel.
The film does require you to suspend your disbelief. After all, it is unlikely that on the one hand you would come out as a homosexual, yet on the other be seemingly confident in your heterosexuality as to show no leanings in that direction. But this is a minor gripe.
Overall, a feelgood romantic comedy which, while not played for laughs, delivers several, and manages to be thought-provoking as well. It is a consummate piece of directing from a woman of whom I am sure we will hear a lot more of in the future.

01 May 2009

Le placard (2001)


Le placard (2001)

Director: Francis Veber
Scenario: Francis Veber
Genre: Comedy
Country: France
Year: 2001
Duration: 84 min
Rating: 7.1/10

Actors: Daniel Auteuil, Gérard Depardieu, Thierry Lhermitte, Michčle Laroque, Jean Rochefort, Alexandra Vandernoot, Stanislas Crevillén, Michel Aumont, Edgar Givry, Thierry René, Armelle Deutsch, Michčle Garcia, Laurent Gamelon, Vincent Moscato, Irina Ninova




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Ova simpatična komedija za nedjeljno poslijepodne može vam se učiniti kao lako štivo za prekratiti sat i po vremena. Ova priča uistinu to i jeste ali nam jasno daje i dublju poruku o ljudskoj naravi. Diskriminatorski odnos prema manjinama u ovom slučaju seksualnim manjinama je poželjan sve dok je to stav većine. Međutim šta sve može da taj stav promjeni? Ponekad korist, a ponekad je to stvar politike ili media. A kad se to desi onda ljudi mnoge stvari počnu da gledaju drugačijim očima i sve to može da dovede do mnogih komičnih situacija.
Ova komedija nam priča o liku koji je saznao da treba da nakon 20 godina u firmi dobije otkaz. Dosadan, prosječan, uvijek pun problema, u očima svih kolega je običan gubtnik ( loosser) i beskorisan lik.
Nesretni François Pignon u svom beznadju pokušava da se baci sa balkona ali ga u tome sprječava njegov susjed koji je tek doselio u njegovu zgradu!

Komšija mu daje ideju da je najbolje da se u firmi koja proizvodi kondome razglasi da je peder , tako je će ga najvjerovatnije poštedijeti otkaza kako ne bi došli pod udar kritika gay lobija!
Ubrzo nakon anonimnih fotografija na kojima se vidi da je Pignon peder, šefovi u firmi mjenjanu odluku o otkazu, al zato sve kolege počnu da ga gledaju nekako drugačije. Slatko sam se nasmijao daljem razvoju događaja, a posebno sceni kada je Pignon učestvovao u gay paradi sa kapom u obliku kondoma na glavi!
Baš mi je je lijepo proteklo vrijeme uz kafu nakon ručka uz ovaj film!

By LISA NESSELSON

A Gaumont Buena Vista Intl. release of a Gaumont/EFVE Films/TF1 Films production, with participation of Canal Plus. Produced by Alain Poire. Directed, written by Francis Veber.

Francois Pignon - Daniel Auteuil
Felix Santini - Gerard Depardieu
Guillaume - Thierry Lhermitte
Miss Bertrand - Michele Laroque
Belone - Michel Aumont
Kopel - Jean Rochefort
Christine - Alexandra Vandernoot


In "The Closet," writer-director Francis Veber's much-awaited followup to his hit comedy "The Dinner Game," a heterosexual milquetoast who's about to be fired keeps his job and inspires sudden awe at the office when his co-workers become convinced he's gay. Pic plugs a troika of locally beloved thesps into a clever premise that's good for many laughs, though far fewer helpless guffaws than its predecessor. Astute riff on reverse discrimination could be remade in any country where homosexuality is no longer taboo and political correctness is ripe for satire, but shouldn't be attempted without a cast as well oiled as this one. Pic opened in Gaul Jan. 17.

As in "The Dinner Game," the central character is again named Francois Pignon, played this time by Daniel Auteuil, an actor for whom the words "gifted" and "versatile" are beginning to seem far too pale. Audiences have traditionally been asked to laugh at the recurring character of Pignon (last played by the tubby Jacques Villeret), but here Pignon is the catalyst rather than the unrelieved scapegoat. Taking aim at a wide range of broad and petty injustices, Veber provides some excellent one-liners and plenty of situational humor, with Pignon's character anchoring the comedy of mistaken impressions by providing the calm center around which considerable lunacy revolves.

Still in love with his ex-wife after two years apart, Pignon, a kindly accountant who is unassuming to the point of near-invisibility, accidentally overhears the news that he's soon to be fired after 20 years. Pining for his wife and semi-estranged from his son, he thinks of ending it all. But his new next-door neighbor, Belone (Michel Aumont), employs deft psychology to dissuade him, making a new friend in the process.

Belone's radical solution is to ask Pignon for photos of himself. Using a computer, Belone makes racy montages by pasting Pignon's head on bodies photographed in a gay bar. By anonymously mailing the faked photos to Pignon's company, management will be forced to backpedal -- because the firing, after two decades of loyal service, could be construed as sexual discrimination.

Pignon says he could never pretend to be gay, but Belone assures him that's the beauty of the ruse. In light of this "new" information, it's those around him who will project new impressions -- from "He's pretty sexy after all" to "I always thought he must be a pedophile" -- onto the blank slate of Pignon's discreet demeanor.

Once the incriminating photos have made the rounds of office fax machines, the social satire starts in earnest. CEO Kopel (Jean Rochefort) reminds his staff it could be bad for business (the company manufactures condoms) if one of the firm's prime demographics learn a recently outed employee had been fired. So Pignon not only remains on board, but is treated with deference instead of derision.

PR director Guillaume (Thierry Lhermitte) decides to play a vicious prank on Felix (Gerard Depardieu), the personnel director and rugby team coach who's a homophobic jerk when he's not being a sexist, racist thug. He advises Felix to be extra nice to Pignon for the sake of the company. With Guillaume feeding him leading lines, Felix falls all over himself to seem tolerant, inviting Pignon to lunch, buying him gifts and engaging in such blatant favor-currying that Felix's wife assumes he's cheating on her with another woman.

Learning to be yourself by pretending to be something you're not is a cinematic chestnut given a few new flavors here. Thrust into the spotlight, the nerdy Pignon gradually finds himself transformed into a mensch.


Comic highlights include the CEO giving Asian businessmen an impromptu tour of the factory while Pignon's sexy fellow accountant, Miss Bertrand (Michele Laroque), who isn't convinced he's gay, tests her theory on him. As the gruff "man's man" who has a change of heart, Depardieu, who underwent emergency bypass surgery mid-shoot, lends all the right shadings to his role.

Lensing in the ultramodern company offices and a handful of nondescript urban locales is unfussy. Package is trimmed with a nicely dosed, if unmemorable, Vladimir Cosma score.

Camera (color, widescreen), Luciano Tovoli; editor, Georges Klotz; music, Vladimir Cosma; art director, Hugues Tissandier; costume designer, Jacqueline Bouchard; sound (Dolby), Bernard Bats, Francois Groult; assistant director, Bernard Seitz; casting, Francoise Menidrey, Franck Jouard. Reviewed at Gaumont Ambassade, Paris, Dec. 12, 2000. Running time: 80 MIN.


With: Stanislas Crevillen, Edgar Givry, Thierry Ashanti, Armelle Deutsch, Irina Ninova, Marianne Groves, Michele Garcia.


10 February 2009

Zen and the Art of Landscaping (2001)


Zen and the Art of Landscaping





Year: 2001
Genre: Comedy, Short

Director: David Kartch

Duration: 17 min

Country USA


Actors: Greg Haberny, Kathleen Garrett, Jacob Pitts, Mark Blum







Ubija me ova svakodnevna kolotečina, ustajanje, tuširanje, brijanje, kafa, posao, ručak, posao, kuća, tv, posjeta prijatelja ili rođaka, internet, drkanje i na kraju spavanje! Sutradan opet sve iz početka. Uzoran svugdije, poštovan u društvu, pomaganje ljudima, lažna skromnost, Lažni optimizam...
Sve se na kraju svede u jednu pozorišnu predstavu režiranu po upustvu za početnike "Kako se treba ponašati i živjetu u savršenoj društvenoj zajednici"
I tako mi živimo naše lažne živote, skrivajući ono što uglavnom svi skrivaju. Da nam je sin peder, čerka laka na kurcu, žena ima ljubavnika ( ponekad i dva ) a ja imam i ljubavnika i ljubavnicu i najdraža stvar u životu mi je da kresnem dobru ribu ili da me izjebe nabolji lik u gradu!
A šta ako nam se podigne zavjesa i pokaže "ružnu" sliku iza kulisa ove naše predstave?
Ovaj kratki film me je podsjetio ko sam i šta sam i da ne vjerujem previše u lika kojeg savršeno glumim za svakodnevnu predstavu našeg malog grada!

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Zen is cutting the grass of a local family when the mother of the house comes home. She entices him inside and begins to seduce him in order to be "surprised' by her husband in order to bring a fight to the surface. However they are surprised by her son, who Zen used to bully at school, and then her husband. As the fight over secrets starts, many secrets and infidelities are exposed for all.

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28 January 2009

Freunde (2001) The Whiz Kids


Freunde (2001) The Whiz Kids



Zadnjih dana imam problema da uploudujem video na blog. Ne znam sta se desava! Dok ne riješim taj problem iskoristio sam daillymotion.
Da li ste sebe uhvatili kako se dokazujete pred drugima, al malo više nego je potrebno? Znate ono " Neću ja prvi da zovem.., neka on učini prvi korak..., zašto bi se ja izložio riziku poruge..." i slično.
Gledate se u oči, pomislite kako bi mu rekli da ga volite, al na kraju kažete nešto u stilu "Danas sam upoznao strašnu ribu" ili neku drugu glupost.
Imate li kada osjećaj da vam vaš najbolji prijatelj želi nešto reći pa odustane ?
Sve su to simptomi nečega što je jače od obične privlačnosti. Izraženije je kod tinejdžera nego kod starijih koji uglavnom uvijek stave do znanja šta hoće!

U kojim dvadesetim imao sam jednog druga, sa kojim sam volio izlaziti, družiti se, obilaziti grad, otkrivati nova mjesta i slično. Jednom smo tako otišli na jedan otok na jednu nudističku plažu. Ležali smo jedan pored drugog i piljili u more. Odjednom on reče: Znaš ponekad se uzbudim bez razloga i mislim da je to zbog tebe. Ima nešto u tebi pto god mene budi neku moju drugu stranu. Ne znam da objasnim. Iako sam bio svjestan o čemu priča nisam mu odgovorio na to. Samo sam prokomentarisao, svi mi imamo i svoju drugu, skrivenu stranu ličnosti. Ostalo je na tome. Navečer smo večerali goli, spavali goli, šetali se kroz stan goli, ali nikada nismo prešli tu tanku liniju koja nas dijeli od te druge strane!

U ovom kratkom filmu dva šesnaestogodišnjaka su prešla tu tanku liniju i to je počelo da ruši njihovo prijateljstvo!

Year: 2001
Genre: Short, Drama
Director: Jan Krüger
Duration: 21 min
Audio: Germany
Subtitle: English
Country Germany
Actors: Martin Kiefer, Marlon Kittel, Rose Bender, Iris Minich, Britta Jatzwauk, Benno Günther, Phillip Nilgen, Lukas Nilgen, Ulrike Will


Part 1

My friend 1
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Johannes and Marco are both adolescents but extremely diverse: the former is good-natured whilst the latter is naturally daring. The two become very close friends and spend time hanging out, competing, watching videos and playing overnight. They test the scope of their interaction between cool distance and intimate proximity but up close is a danger of hurting one another, both physically and emotionally.

Part 2

my friend 2
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13 January 2009

Family Outing (2001) - short


Family Outing (2001)



Ovo je strašno!
Dešavalo mi se da na internetu flertujem sa nekim za koga neznam da mi je rođak. Dešavalo mi se i da u mladosti sa većinom rodbine zaglavim u krevetu!
Al nedaj bože da mi se desilo nešto kao na ovom filmu!
Ne znam koliko je ovo moguće , al sudeći po pričama koje sam slušao od mnogih sve je moguće!

Ova bizarna priča prati mladog pedera koji je po prvi put otišao u gay saunu! Pogledajte po čemu je drugačijea od mnogih sličnih priča!
Kad smo već kod gay saune, ima li toga u našoj zemlji?







Year: 2001
Genre: Short
Director: Ben McCormack
Duration: 5 min
Country Australia
Actors: Leo Bradley, Michael Churven, Rhett Mansel

Family Outing followed a young man into a Bowen Hills bathhouse taking the 'added experience' of the 'special tube' only to exit the room and run into his Dad!!!, a 'true story' and a dark little tale) which included a butterfly somewhere, however dubiously or contrived in the action, many of the other films embraced, nay revelled in some key themes associated with the central motif.

This simple black and white short is like watching an urban myth - in which a young man takes his first trip to a gay sauna and is so terrified of everything that he slinks into a tiny cubicle to hide, then discovers the glory hole. Then he gets a very big surprise. When the title "a true story" appeared at the end, the audience howled and applauded.






12 January 2009

Circuit (2001)


Circuit (2001)


John, policajac u provincijskom mjestu SAD, napušta posao i odlazi u L.A. koji je mnogo otvoreniji za gay poplaciju. Za prvo vrijeme odlazi kod rođaka koji živi sa svojim partnerom.

Film pokazuje " New Age " style, urbane gay populacije, Gay barove, Droga, sex na neviđeno, ..

Upadajuc'i u začarani krug zabava sa gomilu sexa, droge, porno industije John traži nacčin da se izvucče iz beznaa!

Film vrvi od golotinje, scena iz diskoteka, zgodnih muških tijela….








Maybe as a heterosexual female, the allure of the gay male dance/drug/sex circuit is something I simply cannot fathom. But having grown up, and knowing, my fair share of homosexuals, I doubt Circuit would be that much more appealing to gay men than a brief glimpse of eye candy.

Coupling disgracefully written dialogue with flailing bodily movements that substitute for acting, Circuit is the awkwardly paced soap opera-ish story of John (Jonathan Wade Drahos), the new kid in Hollywood, learning about having fun as a gay man. He was a cop in his home state of Illinois until his boss mentions that nobody wants to work with him due to his lifestyle, has he thought about living elsewhere? Having grown up there, you’d think he’d be smart enough to move to a more comfortable environment anyway without a condescending conversation to provoke him.

So John is introduced to the seductively free environment of hookups and instant gratification through his cousin Tad (Daniel Kukan), a filmmaker who is documenting "the scene." Along the way he befriends the gruff hustler Hector (Andre Khabazzi) who is obsessed with his facial implants as he inches towards 30, and won’t have sex without pay. Watching Hector being groped at a dance club one evening, John suddenly decides to experience the rush of narcotics everyone is raving about.

Granted, it’s necessary for plot purposes that John succumb to peer pressure and work through his cleansing downward spiral, but his decisions are so sudden after being “the well-adjusted guy” that it makes the rest of his journey impossible to swallow. One minute he tries a drug, and the next those who have known him for a while are talking about what a waste he’s becoming.

Then there are the haphazard side plots that are thrown in, probably an attempt to display different commentary on the party lifestyle. The main problem of these lengthy, extraneous scenes is that there is no established motivation on the part of any of the characters involved to keep you interested as to where they might go next. The prime example is the absolute lack of a logical reason for Tad to break his seven-year, live-in relationship with the kind, thoughtful Gill (Brian Lane Green) for an affair with a DJ that never speaks. He’s a sniveling brat as he begs to allow him and his new boyfriend to stay in the same house, claiming artistic need.

The divergent paths don’t even bother to comment on John’s slowly deteriorating behavior, or their possible negative consequences, until the very end. By the time Circuit explores the necessity of respecting oneself, you’re too bored to appreciate its moral obligations.

The singular ray of interesting light that shines through is a brief cameo by Jim J. Bullock, dressed in drag, expressing quiet gratitude for John’s previous show of sympathy. If only half the other scenes were written with this simplicity.

While it’s unfortunate that filmmakers are shy to photograph men being intimate, Circuit loses its daring appeal through using characters and situations that just aren’t entertaining enough to sit through. And though it does acknowledge some individual intelligence in the long run, the wait through each person ignoring common sense is excruciating.

Year: 2001
Genre: Drama
Director: Dirk Shafer
Duration: 120 min
Country USA
Actors: Jonathan Wade-Drahos, Andre Khabbazi, Brian Lane Green, Kiersten Warren, Daniel Kucan, Jim J. Bullock, Darryl Stephens, Bruce Vilanch, Randal Kleiser, Paul Lekakis, William Katt, Nancy Allen, Stanton Schnepp, Michael Bailey Smith, Brian Beacock

"Circuit"



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