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13 November 2009

Eating Out: All You Can Eat (2009)

eout3Eating Out: All You Can Eat (2009)

Director: Glenn Gaylord
Scenario: Phillip J. Bartell, Q. Allan Brocka
Genre: Comedy
Country: USA
Year: 2009
Duration: 80 min
Rating: 5.1/10



Actors: Rebekah Kochan, Daniel Skelton, Chris Salvatore, Michael E.R. Walker, Julia Cho, Mink Stole, Leslie Jordan, John Stallings, Maximiliano Torandell, Sumalee Montano, Cristina Balmores, Rick D'Agostino, Tabitha Taylor, Greg McKeon, Ryan Adames





eo3_04 Description:
Serijal romantičnih komedija Eatin Out se nastavlja. I treći dio ove priče iako malo dugačije koncipiran drži se prepoznatljive formule:

2 pedera+1 str8 ( fag stag ) + 1 ( ili 2) fag hag = Eating Out.

Naravno uz potpunu izmjenu glumaca u odnosu na predhodna dva dijela.
Sve u svemu stare boljke oko loše glume nisu riješene, tako sve izgleda kao neki školski skeč u dramskoj sekciji srednje škole!
Da nema ove Tiffani koja sa ovim fag stag str8 momkom pokušava da pomogne dvojici srodnih pedera da ostvare romantičnu vezu, film bi bio poptuna glumačka katastrofa.



eo3_06 Ali ako zanemarimo ozbiljni glumački nedostatak, film je odličan za pogledati ga tokom nedeljnog poslijepodneva. Uz obilje provokativnih scena i par komičnih situacija nasmijaćete se kako su se dva pedera pomirila uu bukvalno rečeno jedan str8 kurac.
Jadni str8, gay friendly momak nije ni sanjao da će mu dva pedera zajednički tako dobro popušiti kitu!
Da li ste znali za izraze fag hag i fag stag?

Fag hag je riba koja ima za najboljeg prijatelja pedera. Uostalom večina pedera ima i po neku prijateljicu. Sa njom dijele sve što im se dešava u životu i prema njoj se ponašaju kao str8 momak prema str8 momku. Fag hag je izraz nastao u USA kao pogrdan naziv , a danas se u gay komuni odomaćen i prihvatljiv izraz za najboljeg ženskog prijatelja!
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Fag stag je str8 momak koji ima za najboljeg prijatelja gay momka. Ponekad i izađe sa njim u gay klub kako bi mu pomogao da "navata" neki zgodan komad ili da se dočepa fag hag ribe!
Dosta je bilo edukacije, sad gledajte film!


Tiffani and her friend Casey try to lure the gorgeous Zack with a phony online profile using the image of Tiffani’s buff ex, Ryan… which works fine until the real Ryan shows up. Only through some fancy footwork, advice from his Aunt Helen and mentor Harry, and a daring sexual escapade can Casey figure out how to set things right and perhaps even find the love he’s been seeking.


eo3_08 Absolutely essential, Eating Out: All You Can Eat is the story of Casey, a naive new arrival in West Hollywood, and his misadventures trying to score a date with the super-hot Zack. Filled with disgustingly hysterical jokes, EA3 is a rare breed, it works as both a romance and a sex comedy.
A raunchy sex comedy or a gay romance, however you see this third entry in the highly successful series, it’s a wonderful film, filled with laughs, hot guys and a beautiful love story. Beside the requisite dirty jokes, director Glenn Gaylord and writer Phillip J. Bartell developed this story as a love story, a gamble that paid off big-time. Sexy eo3_16 temptress/fag hag Tiffani (Rebekah Kochan reprising her role) and her boyishly cute friend Casey try to lure the buff and sweet Zack with a phony online profile using the image of Tiffani’s buff ex, Ryan. That works fine until the real Ryan shows up and chaos ensues. Only through some fancy footwork, advice from his Aunt Helen (Mink Stole) and mentor Harry (Leslie Jordan, “Sordid Lives”), and a particularly photogenic hook-up, can Casey figure out how to set things right and date Zack. Besides the gay icons in the film, Eating Out: All You Can Eat introduces six openly gay actors in lead roles including: Daniel Skelton, Chris Salvatore, Michael Walker, John C. Stallings (“The Janice Dickinson Modelling Agency”), Maximiliano Torandell, and Rick D’Agostino.
Taking inspiration from the classic screwball comedies of the thirties, the writers and directors have taken the decades-old formula of mistaken identities and turned it on its head and brought the concept into the twenty-first century. Judging by the ecstatic crowd reaction at the screening we were at, Eating Out: All You Can Eat is a major hit — and even better than the second edition.

03 November 2009

Tarik El Hob (2001) aka The Road To Love


Tarik El Hob (2001)
Director: Rémi LangeScenario: Rémi Lange, Antoine ParlebasGenre: DramaCountry: FranceYear: 2001Duration: 70 min
Rating: 7.3/10



Actors: Karim Tarek, Sihem Benamoune, Abdellah Taia, Mustapha Khaddar, Farid Tali, Mehdi Jouhar, Roschdy El Glaoui, Riyad Echahi, Zakariya Gouram






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Koliko ste upoznati sa homoseksualizmom u arapskim zemljama? Da li je arapska kultura tolerantna prema homoseksualcima ?
U nekoliko arapskih zemalja u kojima sam boravio sam primjetio da se muškarci drže za ruku dok hodaju ulicama. Bilo mi je čudno kako tako javno pokazuju privrženost. Privrženost da, ali na njihov način. Kada se dva druga drže za ruku , ne znači da su i pederi. Oni su naprosto prijatelji.
Inače arapi za sebe vole da kažu da su macho jebači. Kod njih nije sramota ako imaš sex sa muškarcem, al pod uslovom da si ti taj koji jebe. Ako dopustiš da budeš pojeban to je već sramota.
Iz ovog polu dokumentarnog filma možete otkriti ponešto o pederizmu u arapskom svjetu.
Karim, student sociologije živi u prijestonici arapa - u Parizu sa djevojkom Sihem.
Nakon jedne emisije o pederima u Egiptu, Karim odluči da snimi istraživački dokumentarac o pederizmu medju arapima.


I tako ide od jednog do drugog pedera, intervjuiše ih, bilježi njihove nesuvisle pederske priče, snima sve o njihom načinu života.
Sve dok ne upozna stjuarta Ferida, kada počinje da mjenja mišljenje o ljubavi medju muškarcima.
Sa njim odlazi u Maroko, gdje nastavlja sa snimanjima. Zapanjujuća je priča o pederima medju arapima. Jedan šeik je po nekim pričama imao harem muškaraca. (Nadam se da ih nije kastrirao!)
Trebam li vam reći da je Karim na kraju dobio prsten od Ferida?
Poučan film , koji će vam razbitii predrasude o arapima! ( ukoliko ih imate!)
The story of an Arab student in Paris who discovers his homosexuality while working on a video project for his sociology class, Rémi Lange's ''Road to Love'' doesn't add much to the coming-out genre, as it has been established in countless Sundance competition films and made-for-television movies.
The student, Karim (Karim Tarek), is living in a seventh-floor walk-up with his doting girlfriend, Sihem (Sihem Benamoune), when he decides to make a documentary about homosexuality in the Arab world for his class at the Sorbonne. (Term papers, it seems, are a thing of the past.)
He tries to track down some gay Muslim men to interview, first by hanging around in front of a gay tea shop, then by placing an advertisement in a newspaper. All of Karim's respondents make advances toward him, provoked by his willowy frame and large, expressive eyes, which Sihem likens to the great, yearning orbs of Vermeer's ''Girl With a Pearl Earring.''

Karim is disturbed at first, but before long he begins to feel flattered by all the attention. He strikes up a friendship with Farid (Riyad Echahi), a serious young flight attendant who puts him in touch with gay Muslims in Paris and elsewhere, all the while incubating his own crush on Karim. As Karim spends more and more time with Farid, Sihem starts getting anxious, as well she might.
It's clear where ''The Road to Love'' is headed after its first few minutes, and the feature, crudely shot with what seems to be an amateur video camera, has few stylistic compensations. But some interesting reporting enters on the edges of the familiar story line, as Karim uncovers the complicated and often contradictory attitudes toward homosexuality in Islam.

Homosexual relationships, he finds, are tolerated in many Muslim cultures as an outlet for pent-up desires that must otherwise wait until marriage. There was even one relatively modern culture, centered in the Siwa oasis in Egypt, where marriage ceremonies between men were performed, though those marriages dissolved when the time for grown-up, reproductive coupling arrived. Only passive homosexuality, Farid explains to Karim, is considered truly shameful. Sex, in other words, is power, in which a sense of domination counts for everything -- not, alas, a notion exclusive to the Arab world.
But as much as you would like to linger beneath the shady palms of Siwa, the film eventually returns to its well-worn dramatics. ''Maybe,'' Karim says of his documentary project, ''I chose it unconsciously to reveal my preference for men.''
Under the circumstances, -- Karim is flying off to Marrakesh with Farid for a romantic weekend -- that does look like a distinct possibility.



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27 September 2009

À la recherche du paradis perdu (1993)

[jaquette_vivre-nu.jpg]À la recherche du paradis perdu (1993)

Director: Robert Salis
Scenario: Gilbert Lauzun, Robert Salis
Genre: Documentary
Country: France
Year: 1993
Duration: 100 min
Rating: 7.5/10

Subtitle: NO

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nud_004Jeste li nudista?
Na žalost ovaj francuski dokumentarac je bez prevoda, ali ljubitljima nagih tijela će ipak biti lijepo pogledati. Da budem iskren pojma nemam o čemu pričaju likovi iz ovog filma pa sam ga pogledao smišljajući sam o čemu pričaju :)))
Mnogi pederi su skloni da za sebe kažu da su nudisti. Ako biti nudista znači otići na nudističku plažu skinuti se go, uzeti neku knjigu i čitati uz pomno praćenje koga sve ima na plaži onda jesu. Međutim takva definicija nudizma je potpuno netačna. To se više može nazvati skinuti se go kako bi privukao pažnju i uz izvesni voajerizam "loviti" druge iste takve "nudiste" Još kada uz sve to dodamo začin u obližnjem žbunju u kojem se "isprobavaju" tuđi ekstremiteti ( uglavnom penisi, guze i usne šupljine) onda je to sve samo ne nudizam. To se samo može nazvati goli lov na muško meso, koji se od gay sauna i kupatila razlikuje samo po mjestu okupljanja.
Neću vam ođe pisati definicije naturizma, to pogledajte u wikipediji gdje je sve lijepo opisano.
A da li ste zaista naturista možete i sami znati ako iskreno odgovorite na nekoliko pitanja.


nud_001Da li volite sami provosditi vrijeme u prirodi goli?
Volite li goli biti u kući, sami ili u društvu ljudi koji vas seksualno ne zanimaju?
Da li bi ste organizovali večeru za mješovito društvo ( žene i muškarci) gdje bi svi bili goli, bez obzira na godine?
Kako se osjećate kada ste goli, a pored vas je jako zgodan goli muškarac?
Kako se osjećate kada ste goli a pored vas je gola osoba koja vam nikako nije simpatična niti erotski privlačna?
Volite li prirodu, sa svim njenim ljepotama i nedostacima ( bube, insekti i sl)?
Da li bi vam smetalo da vidite oca, brata, majku ili nekog blisku osobu golu?
Koliko ljudi kojima to ne smeta poznajete?


nud_005Odgovarajući na ova pitanja znaćete i sami da li ste naturista ili niste. Naprosto naturizam nema nikakve veze sa seksom. Naravno u svemu tome ima tolerantnog neupadljivog voajerizma i egzibicionizma, ali sve to mora biti upakovano u prihvatljive naturističke norme.
Za sebe mogu reći da sam nudista od svoje 11 godine, kada sam prvi put otišao sa ujakom na nudističku plažu. Naravno od tada pa do danas nikada nisam otišao tamo da bih nekog "navatao" već da bih vidio stare prijatelje koji u meni nikada nisu gledali parće mesa!


A kada odem na neko mjesto da bih pogledao izbor kobasica i ostalih mesnih proizvoda uz izvesnu spremnost za konzumaciju istih, onda to ne mješam sa naturizmom.
Interesantno je vidjeti kako izgledaju naturistička mjesta u drugim zemljama!

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From IMDB

The naked truth about naturalism, 26 August 2005
Author: Marion88 from United States

nud_008Nudity is unsettling. Nudity fascinates. Nudity is exciting. As a matter of fact we tend to mix nakedness,sexuality, lifestyle and pleasure. Living Naked sorts out the concepts and tries to present us with the "naked truth" about naturalism. Through many testimonies, some very funny, some moving, through fascinating archive footage and a tour of the main naturist resorts in France and Germany. Living Naked explores, demystifies the taboos. Nor a voyeur, nor a proselyte, Director Robert Salis addresses the Adam or the Eve living inside of us. Just released on DVD in French, this is a unique must see feature film about naturalism.

 

07 September 2009

"Queer as Folk" (2000)

"Queer as Folk" (2000)

Director: Michael DeCarlo, John Fawcett
Scenario: Doug Guinan, Richard Kramer
Genre: Drama
Country: USA, Canada
Year: 2000
Duration: 55 min (83 episodes)
Rating: 8.4/10

Actors: Michelle Clunie, Thea Gill, Gale Harold, Randy Harrison, Scott Lowell, Peter Paige, Hal Sparks, Sharon Gless, Robert Gant, Jack Wetherall

 

 

 

Description:

Poslijednjih nekoliko dana nisam našao neki film za koji bih bio posebno zainteresova.! Možda zbog povećanog stresa na poslu, ne znam tačno, ali ni do seksa mi nije bilo! Znači li to da volim da gledam filmove samo ako mi je i do seksa? Nadam se da nisam baš toliko mnogo prolupao! Sve u svemu neka dobra komedija ili neka srceparajuća španska drama bi mi dobro došla! Izgleda da sam upao u " Žensku fazu"! Nadam se da ću ubrzo opet postati muško!
Dok sam lutao po netu tražeći nešto, a ni sam neznam šta je to, naiđem na nove linkove za Queer as folk. Pošto sam pogledao 1,2,3 i 5. sezonu skinem 4. i Bacim se na gledanje. Malo sam eksperimentisao da vidim kako google prevodi sa engleskog na naš jezik i slatko sam se nasmijao! Nekoliko fraza prevodi na poseban googleovski način. Na primjer:
- would you like to suck my dick? - želite sisati moj kurac?
- how yes no - kako da ne
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Nisam znao da se pušenje kaže sisanje. U suštini ispravnije posisati nego popušiti, zar ne?
Četvrta sezona  Queer as Folka je prošla kao tubro folk. Vic je nakon kratkog vremena provedenog sa partnerom svog života umro od posledice srčanog udara. Debi je zaprošena od policajca. Michael i njegov partner Ben razmišljaju kako da davaju savjete svom usvojenom sinu koji je počeo da se zabavlja sa curom, kada nemaju baš iskustva sa ženama. Brian je operisao jedno jaje jer su mu ustanovili da ima rak! Da nebi bio jednojajni, ugradili su mu umjetno jaje , koje izgleda skoro kao pravo. Naravno nikome nije rekao da ide na operaciju. Svi su mislili da ide u Španiju na Ibizu. Čak i Justin.  Lezbijski pad dobija još jednu bebu! (umjetna oplodnja) , a Linda koja glumi tatu oprobava kitu jednog slikara.


Ted prolazi kroz psiho fazu jer je na terapiji odvikavanja od droge. A Emet se upetljao u seks avanturu sa likom koji je naravno str8, a ubadanje u Emetovu guzu smatra zabavom. Ništa strašno da se Emet nije zaljubio u ubadača.
Naravno sve te priče su u ovoj sezoni ispričane sa puno misaonih imenica, dilema i životnih situacija koje su svakodnevnica prosječnog, gay, bi ili lezbijsko orijentirane osobe. Trebam li vam napomenuti da je sex u svim varijantama obavezan u svakoj epizodi?
Ostao mi je upečatljiv lik koji je str8 fudbaler, poznati igrač, omiljem među ženama koji je redovno ubadao Emeta kao dio zabave za njega i njegovu guzu. Lik ima super tijelo, jako dupe, jake noge, simpatičan je, al problem je što nemože da izgovori riječ sa H ( homo ) ili gay. Pa ko bi za njega uopšte rekao da može biti peder?! Uostalom nije se ljubio sa Emetom, samo ga je jebao!
Lik kao da je u seriju upao direkt sa balkana. Takvih sam podosta imao. Jedina greška kod pisca ove serije je što nije znao da kad "STR8" lik prvi put osjeti čari muškog seksa, emotivno potpuno poblentavi i u 99 % slučajeva se zaljubi. U 80% posto slučajeva zavoli da bude i pasivan ili bar to povremeno "proba". Nakon raskida sa prvim, redovno nastavlja da se viđa po parkovima u koje uleti sa kapom na glavi povata se neđe u grmlju i biježi natrag kod žene. Danas je redovan posjetilac internet DATE sajtova.
A Emetova jedina greška je što je otišao na utakmicu da vidi svog miljenika kakav je na terenu! Čim se ugrozi diskrecija na bilo koji način, prekida se svaka romansa. Tako je to na balkanu, nevidim zašto je drugačije i bilo đe drugo!

 

 

The last few days I haven't found any movie what be interesting for me. Perhaps due to the increased stress at work, I do not know exactly, but neither the sex I was not! Does this mean that I like to watch movies only if I'm in the mood for sex? I hope I'm not case for psihiatric hospitay yet! A good comedy or  heartbreaking Spanish drama for  me are welcome! It seems that I', in "woman" mood. I hope I'll be in "MAN" mood again.
During research "something" on the net and even I do not know what it is, I found new links for  Queer as Folk. As I looked at 1st,2nd,3rd and 5th seassons I decided watch  4th season.

The fourth seasson of Queer as Folk went as tubro folk. Vic, Debbie's brother, after short time spent with he's life partner died from the consequences of a heart attack. Policeman ask Debbie for marry. Michael and his partner Ben think  how advice his adopted son who began to play with a girl, they have not  experience with women. Brian has operated one ball because one sucker has found cancer! To avoid to be oneball man, doctors built him an artificial , which looks almost like natural. Of course no one has know for hes surgery. They thought he were tin Spain on islan Ibiza, Justin too.

Ted is going on teraphy group for drug rehabilitation. Emet has sex adventure with  "str8 man"! He's "STR8" becouse sex with Emet is only for fun.
Of course all these stories are told in this season with a lot of dilemmas and life situations for any gay, bi or Lesbian-oriented person. Do you need to mention that the sex of all sizes required in each episode?

One character what I  "like"  is str8 footballer, famous players, loved among women who sometimes fuck Emets ass only for the fun, becouse Hes str8.  The character has a great body, great ass, strong legs, but the problem is that it can't say word with letter  H (homo) or gay. And who would say that he can be a homosexual?  He just fuck Emet, not make love!
This character is in Queer as folk sdirectly from the Balkan. The only fault of the writer of this series is that he didn't  know when "str8" man had first sex with other man and feel the magic of the male touch, in 99% he being in love,  In 80% ,after some time like to be to be bottom, or do that only for "test", After breaking with first love,  regularly continues to be seen in gay parks in the dark, after sex he escape in womans bed. Today is a regular visitor on DATE internet sites.
Emet make one mistake. He went to the game to see hes favorite player is on the ground! As soon as they threaten the discretion in any way, all romance gonne. So this is the Balkans way , not different in any other country.

 

06 May 2009

Between Love & Goodbye (2008)


Between Love & Goodbye (2008)

Director: Casper Andreas
Scenario: Casper Andreas
Genre: Drama
Country: USA
Year: 2008
Duration: 97 min
Rating: 6.5/10

Actors: Simon Miller, Rob Harmon, Ryan Turner, Austin Head, Jane Elliott, Justin Tensen, Caroline Delran, Aaron Michael Davies, Kenny Wade Marshall, Jared Gertner, Mich Lyon, Mackenzie Shivers, Sabrina Samone, Carol Carter, Peter Chien Jr.





Šta vam treba ako želite da odete u ameriku? Jedan od recepata izgleda ovako:
1 peder koji je zaljubljen u vas
1 lezbijka koja pristaje da se uda za vas
- Svi njihovi prijatelji

Znači kada odete u ameriku , prvo što uradite je da se udate za lezbijku. Pazite samo da ne izgleda muškije od vas! Nije lijepo za viđet, da vam se ne začude roditelji kada im šaljete fotografije!

Zatim morate da naučite sve o vašoj ljubljenoj, kako joj se zovu roditelji, gdje žive, u koju školu je išla , u kje gradove je sve živjela, dje ima mladež, đe radi.... ma sve živo morate da znate o njoj! Ako nije pričljiva pitajte njenu đevojku , ta sigurno zna sve! A i njoj recite sve o sebi, pa neka joj prenese sve o njenom mužu!
Srećom u ovom filmu za to nije bilo potrebe jer je lezbijka sama sve naučila , a i nije baš mutava.
I tako dobijate zeleni karton! Imate brak, dečka i prijatelje, još samo danađete posao i uživajte srečno do kraja života!

Tako izgleda idila iz ovog filma! Uz dosta romantične muzike , malo seksa, malo golotinje, i drugih začina kako bi priča bila ukusnija za gledaoce i dosta reklama, jer se ipak radi o novom prehrambenom proizvodu namjenjen pretežno gay populaciji!
Zaista nje bitno , što su glumci u ovom filmu prilično amaterski odradili svoje uloge (izuzimam ženu lezbejku) Sve je to tako dobro upakovano da je zaista teško ne kupiti i otvoriti ambalažu.

Mada sve bi izgledalo mnogo privlačnije da se znalo ko je kod onog gay para muško , a ko žensko. Ovako nekako mi neprirodno da žena jebe muža, a nekima se može učiniti da je to ipak seks između dvije lezbijke! No to je stvar izbora i afiniteta!
Film me podsjetio na vrijeme kada sam skoro bio u braku sa jednim momkom. Taman sam ga bio predstavio mami i porodici i mislio da sam srećan u braku, kad se na žalost ispostavilo da ne možemo da imamo đecu. A đe nema đece brak obično propada. Tako je to.

A scena u filmu đe jedan od njih dvojice priznaje prevaru me je rasplakala. Pita ga on, pa jeste li imali seks? A ovaj drugi odgovara: Ne definitivno nismo, samo mi je pušio. A ti jesi li njemu pušio? Predpostavljam da jesam, samo malo! Sva sreča te nisu imali sex!

Nije loš film za odgledati ga kada nemate druga pametnija posla! Možda je najbolje odgledati ga nakon dobrog seksa, pa onda onako opušteno i dremljivo slušati muziku koja će se vjerujem pojaviti na svjetskim gay top listama! :)))

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http://www.nycmovieguru.com/jan30th.html#betweenlove&goodbye


After Marcel (Justin Tensen) flies in from France to get married to Sarah (Jane Elliott) in New York City, Marcel goes off to his musician boyfriend, Kyle (Simon Miller) and makes out with him. It turns out that Sarah’s a lesbian while Marcel and Kyle are both gay lovers and the only reason he and Sarah got married was so that he could get a green card. In a rather implausible scene, Kyle and Sarah go to the Department of Immigration to prove that they’re married and both of them struggle to answer certain questions seem uncomfortable during the interrogation, yet they’re somehow able to fool them.

Just when Marcel moves into Kyle’s apartment, April (Rob Harmon), a transsexual prostitute, moves in as well. Will Kyle be able to give equal attention to both Marcel and April or will there be some sort of a conflict involving jealousy? Marcel clearly wants to spend more time with Kyle and thinks that April’s getting in the way, but the way he deals with his problem so aggressively and insultingly seems very immature and selfish to Kyle as well as to the audience. Soon enough, their relationship hangs on thin ice that could break any second. April has problems of her own when her body doesn’t accept her new breast implants, so she has them removed, shaves her head and decides to go back to being a man again. Despite a terrific ensemble cast that adds some much-needed energy to the film, writer/director Casper Andreas’ uneven, occasionally stilted screenplay falls somewhat flat in the romance, drama and comedy departments. On a positive note, Andreas includes a well-chosen soundtrack and smooth, stylish cinematography. The flashbacks showing how Kyle and Marcel had first met at a club, however, don’t help to give the audience a sense of why they’re truly in love with one another. What makes their connection beyond a physical attraction?

Why do Marcel and Kyle behave so naively, especially when Kyle decides o distance himself away from him? It’s as though they’re both still stuck in their teenage years and haven’t learned how to listen attentively to one another, to compromise or to articulate their feelings respectfully for that matter. Their rudeness and jejuneness get on your nerves more often than not. Moreover, both of their actions in the third act feel out-of-character and make them quite unlikable. The only remaining character who remains likable and charismatic throughout happens to Sarah, but there aren’t enough scenes with her. Had she been the protagonist instead and with a more organic and witty screenplay, Between Love & Goodbye would have been much more engaging rather than often dull, contrived and unmoving. It also doesn’t help that its abrupt ending leaves you with a bad aftertaste.




22 April 2009

Breaking the Cycle (2002)

Breaking the Cycle (2002)


Director: Dominick Brascia
Scenario: William Mark Howard
Genre: Drama
Country: USA
Year: 2002
Duration: 62 min
Rating: 4.5/10


Actors: Carlos da Silva, Ryan White, Adam Cox, Stephen Halliday, Joseph Valenti, Jeffrey Radford




Description:


Posjećujete li sajtove tipa gayromeo, gaydar ili slične? Volite li video chat programe kao što je icuii u kojima se bspomučno dopisujete i drkate sa nekim nepoznatim strancem? Dosta pedera koje sam upoznao na ovaj način kao da se stidi toga. Obično počnu sa pričama kako na te sajtove idu isključivo radi radoznalosti ili kao "Da vidim šta tamo ima" Neki se pravdaju kao da su na te sajtove sasvim slučajno došli. Naravno većina njih ima najmanje dva naloga na MSN ili Yahoo messengeru!

Sa većinom od njih nakon malo priče možete jedino očekivati po koju partiju seksa i to je to! Teško da će te ih upoznati onako kao što bi ste upoznali nekoga sa kim slučajno započnete razgovor u autobusu ili vozu!
Skoro nimalo detalja iz njihovih života nećete saznati, posebno ako se pojebete sa strancem koga ste upoznali preko interneta! Ipak sa nekima od njih sam uspio uspostaviti kontakt koji je nesto malo više od standardne šeme "Dođi, vidi me, pojebi me, otiđi" U iskrenom razgovoru sa njima ipak dođete do toga da se ne razlikuju mnogo više od većine vas koji ovo čitate, uključujući i mene! Kad nam se napune jaja i uhvati nas ludački nagon za seksom, mnogi od nas će u lijenosti otići na net , naći nekog sa web kamerom i izdrkati ga! I šta je tu strašno? Po meni ništa, al se većina pedera stidi toga!

Neki drugi , koji nemaju naviku za net dateingom idu u porno bioskope, mračne parkove ili javne WC-e tražeći prigodnu kitu ili neko zavodljivo dupe za jebanje u nekom ćošku nakon čega će glavom bez obzira pobjeći u sigurnost doma svoga.
Al većina kada ih pitate da li su sve to iskusili odgovoriće vam kako je to odvratno i da to nikada ne bi uradili. Uostalom šta se to vas tiče?


To je neka dvoličnost kod pedera koja se ispoljava u dva suprotna prohtjeva. Jedan je da želimo nekoga sa kim možemo uspostaviti odnos povjerenja i emocionalne povezanosti, a drugi da se unatoč tome pretvorimo u životinju koja uživa u ogavnim stvarima kao što je seks sa nepoznatima, u trojci, četvorci, grupni seks itd
Jednom sam se upoznao sa jednim likom, oženjen, pomalo zbunjen, dobrog izgleda i naizgled sigurnog u sebe. Šta da vam pričam, lik redovno ide u crkvu, voli da priča o moralu i poželjnim normama ponašanja i sličnim stvarima! Nakon poprilično dugog druženja upadnemo u situaciju u kojoj je seks bio neizbježan. Naravno ja sam ga iscenirao kod mene doma. I usred jebanja počeo je da viče:" Jebi me, rasturi mi pičku, razvali me ko poslednju drolju...." Bio sam zaista iznenadjen, al sam ga izjebao baš onako kako je želio!

Nakon toga ponašao se kao da se ništa desilo nije! Meni sve to naravno nije smetalo jer sebe poznajem dovoljno dobro i znam šta želim i očekujem.
Jednom prilikom usred seksa u stan mi upadne prijatelj sa kojim sam na sreću već ranije bio. Lik nas zatekne kako se jebemo, ja nagužen preko kreveta u dnevnoj sobi a ovaj moj divlja li divlja i naravno opet pun priča tipa " Voliš li moj kurac kurvo..?!" Moj prijatelj mrtav ladan sjedne na fotelju i kaže samo se vi izjebite, taman dok ja popušim cigar.

Naravno da smo se izjebali i na kraju i mi zapalili cigar. Uz priču moj jebač kaže nešto ovako: " Znaš , ja ranije nisam sebe prihvatao onakvim kakav jesam sve dok nisam sreo njega ( misli na mene). Shvatio sam da zaista uživam u nenormalnim stvarima kao što je seks sa muškarcima" Opet sam ostao zaprepašten! Šta je tu nenormalno i nemoralno?
Uglavnom ovaj film me je podsjetio na sve to! Prepun je seksa , a radi se o romansi dva lika od koih je jedan neumorni lovac na žrtve radi seksa, a drugi nepopravljivi romantik. U ostalom zar nismo svi i jedno i drugo?!

English:

10% Productions proudly presents the release of Breaking The Cycle by critically acclaimed director Dominick Brascia. Following the success of the Outfest 2001 winning selection My Life As A Troll, director Brascia takes us through the exciting lives of Chad and Jason, two struggling actors trying to find love in New York City. Take a trip through the world of gay chat rooms and be lost in romantic and crazy Times Square. Witness firsthand how sizzling a phone call can be! See what trouble these guys can get into.
Take a bite from the BIG APPLE Get online Be ready to connect Break The Cycle! ...bridges the gap between sexually explicit and feature films, while questioning social values... packed with an attractive and believable cast of young men... Rex Mitchell, The Virginia GayZette ...a nice addition to the burgeoning genre of romantic, plot-driven erotica... Scott Cranin, TLA Video ...Internet hook ups and anonymous sex. A current issue that is a pressing aspect of gay culture and one that someone has finally addressed...

Breaking the Cycle is a love story between two roommates. Jason is a hedonist who spends his time trolling the Internet in order to engage in anonymous sex. His reserved roommate, Chad, has a crush on Jason, but the two are simply good friends. One day, a friend exposes Chad to the world of Internet chat rooms, and he begins to befriend Jason in cyberspace without either
knowing it.





06 April 2009

Antarctica (2008)


Antarctica (2008)

Director: Yair Hochner
Scenario: Yair Hochner
Genre: Drama, Romance
Country: Israel
Year: 2008
Duration: 110 min
Rating: 6.6/10

Subtitle: English

Actors: Dvir Benedek, Hana Coller, Yael Deckelbaum, Lucy Dubinchik, Liat Ekta, Adi Fain, Ofer Ein Gal, Alon Harari, Noam Huberman, Tomer Ilan, Yosefa Kimhy, Korin, Danni Lachman, Noa Lazar, Dina Limon, Yiftach Mizrahi, Rivka Neuman, Yoel Noy, Yuval Raz, Ofer Regirer, Dana Ruttenberg, Oshri Sahar, Shirli Salomon, Tamar Yerushalmi, Guy Zoaretz



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Ja volim jednog, taj me nece, drugi voli prvog, prvi voli treceg, treci voli drugog... i tako u nedogled. Svi izgleda vole pogrešnu osobu, niko nikog nece , a medusobno se svi pojebaše!
Tako je to na filmu, al cini mi se i u stvarnosti. Jednom sam upao u neko gay društvo u beogradu. To mi je bio prvi susret sa pederima koji se medusobno druže. Do tada sam uvjek nekako imao jednog muškarca pored sebe i curu! Al se nikada nisam susretao sa pravim pederskim društvom. I naivčina kakav sam bio, ja sve govorio istinu, od onog šta osjecam, šta želim , kako razmišljam itd A pederi namirisali novo meso pa sve oko mene, jedni druge ogovaraju , te ovaj je kurva, ovaj onakav, onaj ovakav....
U čudu se nadjoh, pa što se onda druže kada tako ružno jedni o drugima misle?! Kada neko gleda sa strane reko bi da je upao u skup ljudi gdje niko nikoga ne voli! A istina je da su se svi medjusobno kad tad pojebali. Na kraju kada su vidjeli da previše biram i da nikoga neću iz tog društva proglasiše me droljom koja se jebe po Adi Ciganliji u žbunju! He kada sam to čuo otrčao sam odmah u to nesretno žbunje da vidim šta se to tamo dešava! Al to je već druga priča.
Ovaj film me podsjetio na to! Svi nailaze na pogrešne osobe , al niko nekoga ne propušta! Bar po neki put da se pojebu pa da nastave potragu za nečim, a neznaju ni sami šta traže. Vikend sex sa nepoznatima je obavezna stvar! Valjda će preko kurca shvatiti ko je kakva osoba!
Pravi pederski film u režiji Yair Hochnera predstavlja nastavak Israelske gay produkcije!


Reyhan Harmanci, San Francisco Chronicle

Although "Antarctica" is far racier, less slapstick and of course not a television show, I couldn't stop thinking about "Friends" while watching the Israeli coming-of-age comedy. It has all the same elements: an outrageously attractive cast, somewhat wooden acting and a revolving bedroom door. The city of Tel Aviv seems to have shrunk to a population of around 10 people, with one street, one shop, one coin laundry, one library and, of course, the coffee shop.

"Antarctica" produces some nice moments between characters, but the artificial setup makes for many awkward, hollow interactions. What the film does have going for it are frequent and passionate sex scenes. These encounters have an honesty that the movie lacks - they do more for character development than the dialogue does.

The film opens with a series of split-screen encounters between one man (Boaz, played by Ofer Regirer) and a series of other men - shy dancer Danny (Yiftach Mizrahi), sexy journalist Ronen (Guy Zo-Aretz), comic relief character Miki (Yuval Raz), the eminently forgettable Eiten (Oshri Sahar) and the nerdy Omer (Tomer Ilan), who turns out to be the protagonist of the film.

The opening sets a brisk, if confusing, pace. Clearly, hook-up culture is as prevalent in Israel as it is in the United States. Names are seldom exchanged - hence the running joke about the slutty Boaz continuing to forget his encounters with Eiten until they meet again, in bed.

From that montage beginning, a title card announces that the main action takes place three years later. Omer, a good-looking gay librarian who is about to turn 30 (maybe the Courtney Cox/Monica character?) is clearly hungry for love. He goes on a blind date with the younger Danny (last seen shagging the much-older Boaz), which leaves both men feeling "eh." Meanwhile, Miki takes his Internet interactions offline with Ronan, who, most improbably for a journalist in this century, makes eyes at Omer at the library where he does research. He also, it must be said, looks much more like an underwear model than a reporter.

Omer's cute, lesbian kid sister, Shirley (Lucy Dubinchik), has some romantic troubles of her own - she was engaged to be married but longs to travel the world before settling down. At least, that's what she tells the older lesbian owner of the coffee shop, Michal (Liat Akta), whose over-the-top sexual innuendo toward Shirley seems more like workplace harassment than charming banter.

Like "Friends," these characters only seem to interact with each other. Perched on his stool at the library, the perpetually frowning Omer waits for friends to drop by. Ronan interviews a wacky author at Shirley's coffee shop and then later goes on a date with Miki there. Boaz, perhaps the least fleshed out character of the lot, runs into Danny, with whom he had a hot monthlong fling three years before, in a dance studio and pines for him (while continuing to sleep with many others.) And so on and so forth.

Part of the movie's problem is its length. At almost two hours, the inevitable plot machinations grind slowly. Ronen and Omer finally hang out but are stopped by Miki's fling with Ronen. The coffee shop's open-mike nights provide music for the soundtrack - a particularly alarming choice by the filmmakers - which is supposed to underline the characters' emotions. But the locale doesn't offer any insight into the characters. The film could have been shot on a soundstage in Los Angeles as easily as the streets of Tel Aviv.

Still, "Friends" was a hit for a reason: It's fun to see attractive people get together and fall apart. "Antarctica" offers the same soap-opera-like rewards to the audience. It was refreshing, too, to see the entirely queer world of the film presented so straightforwardly (no pun intended). However, romantic comedies in general are hard to pull off, and although "Antarctica" doesn't succeed as a love story, it manages a few hot nights along the way.




In Hebrew with English subtitles



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